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You Never Age You Bitch Birthday Card

You Never Age You Bitch Birthday Card

8.00 USD
This bitch doesn't have any wrinkles yet. Gray hairs are non-existent and she still looks as good as ever. What the f#*k!? Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. This card features a printed message inside that reads, "But HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways" with space for personalization below the message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Writing on inside, "But HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways" - Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
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